And with that, my boner is well and truly dead. "I also want to use the bunny butt plug on you". Joe's freelance and funemployed right now, so I email his business address and tell him what I'd really like to do (him going down on me while using a cooled-down glass dildo at the same time). We overrule the challenge but I'm calling that a PASS! But, on this occasion, it just so happens we're both super horny and I want it. We often have sex without penis penetration because I do not see that as the end goal, or the very definition of sex. He's into it and we chose a video of a woman masturbating to watch together.
I introduce Joe to the FrolicMe to see how he likes it compared to ‘regular’ aka unethical, free porn.
This makes the clean up easy and god knows I love me a life hack. As a compromise we go for ye olde hand job in the shower before work. I'm feeling utterly gross and the last thing I want is to be touched. I wake up with a desire to get back on the horse (read: dick) today, but then my period comes-a-ragin'. He's away for the next week and tomorrow I'm visiting my family for a few says, so let's just call the next six days a giant FAIL! Days 8 - 13 - Road trip and car sex, sex while seated on chair or sofa, sensual oil massage before sex, oral sex only, one partner dominates, bring your partner to orgasm (no intercourse).įAIL x 6! Day 14 - Find a new place in the house for sex Joe's up at 4am (selfish and rude) to fly to Amsterdam. I go boozing with him after work and come home so late, drunk and knackered I can barely get undressed. What human being has time for a damn massage AND sex before work? I can't do this tonight as my best pal's visiting from Switzerland.
Getty Images Day 6 - Full body massage before sex
I know he’ll be gone for at least eight hours so I make do and log into my Frolic Me account - it's this awesome ethical porn site I’m obsessed with - and masturbate in the shower using my favourite clit vibrator. When I wake up, Joe's about to leave for an epic Dungeons and Dragons session.
I'm counting that one as a PASS! Day 5 - Shower sex While we don't exactly read erotica together (I left my laptop upstairs, cba to move), we compromise by talking about the sex stuff we want to try before, y'know, doin' it. We then make breakfast and get back into bed. It's Saturday and I'm working from home this morning. PASS! Day 4 - Read erotica together before sex I'm so full I roll downstairs to read in bed, and fall asleep immediately. It’s Friday and we spend the evening at home banging again and making veggie cheeseburgers. We make up for yesterday’s absolute shitshow with Joe eating me out at 7am, followed by a sex position we call Old Trusty because it works like a charm, every damn time. But, there was no definition of what this was. We both got two 'veto' days where we could skip the challenge and just have plain old sex. We were each allowed to change these before starting if there was something we weren't comfortable with. The concept? Have sex every day for 30 days, but there's a set activity for each day. The challenge originally went viral after being posted on Reddit. "It's totally OK if you miss the odd day," she said, "it's more about the experience." Pretty generous of her, right? Little did she know, I'd fail way harder than either of us could have anticipated. Then, I made the mistake of mentioning it to my editor, with an, "I'll fail, FYI". Writing about sex is, but actually doing it kind of comes with the territory), I really didn't think I could do it every day for a month. When my colleague looked over at me one dark October afternoon and said, "I've found a month-long sex challenge, I think you should do it," my instant response was, "Absolutely not, pal." Considering having sex is literally my job (well, no.